WOE IS ME!!!!

[Marty D]

Ok girls. Get ready with some tissues, for when you read this post, even the most hard hearted of you will weep for me.

Yesterday I received the catalog. I was excited to look over it, but only flipped through it because I knew that my ds had pt and ot today, so I would have opportunity to look at it then, and he has soccer tonight, so I would have more time there. I thought I was being very smart by pacing myself, and enjoying it slowly. HAAAAAAA!!!

So this morning I get up and get ready to go, and then I went to get the treasure I had waited to read.....guess what. I CAN'T FIND IT!!! IT HAS DISAPPEARED INTO THIN AIR!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!

Ok, I have blamed my husband for eating it (he was complaining about being hungry last night and there was nothing in the house to eat). I have offered rewards for its safe return. So far nothing!

Anyone know of a good therapist? I may not get over this!!! I guess this means that the requested house cleaning book from Carrie needs to be out quickly!! I think it should be sent to me first, and maybe it should be super big so I don't lose it!

[beandip71]

LOL! What a bummer that you can't find it. Hopefully it will turn up soon.

Gina

[BlessedMommy]

I will be praying for you to find it....

You know, it will be in the last place you look. sorry I couldn't help myself.

Blessings

[susie in ms]

Oh my goodness! You are such a hoot!!

I hope it turns up soon, like the thermometer I have been searching endlessly for!

[Mommamo]

I know exactly how you feel. That's tragic!

[netpea]

did you check on top of the toilet?

[MamaMary]

Ok girls. Get ready with some tissues, for when you read this post, even the most hard hearted of you will weep for me.

Yesterday I received the catalog. I was excited to look over it, but only flipped through it because I knew that my ds had pt and ot today, so I would have opportunity to look at it then, and he has soccer tonight, so I would have more time there. I thought I was being very smart by pacing myself, and enjoying it slowly. HAAAAAAA!!!

So this morning I get up and get ready to go, and then I went to get the treasure I had waited to read.....guess what. I CAN'T FIND IT!!! IT HAS DISAPPEARED INTO THIN AIR!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!

Ok, I have blamed my husband for eating it (he was complaining about being hungry last night and there was nothing in the house to eat). I have offered rewards for its safe return. So far nothing!

Anyone know of a good therapist? I may not get over this!!! I guess this means that the requested house cleaning book from Carrie needs to be out quickly!! I think it should be sent to me first, and maybe it should be super big so I don't lose it!

SEE THIS is why you should never wait. Self Control is overrated.

[Marty D]

I feel the slightest bit of sarcasm in a few of your posts! I am also noticing that none of you have offered to send me your copy! Do you guys not know about the golden rule! LOL

It will turn up...and yes, it will be in the last place I look!

MamaMary, as always you have very wise words. I will do better next time!

[MamaMary]

MamaMary, as always you have very wise words. I will do better next time!

(very serious tone) Thank You, I try Martha, I try..., ( )

[Jessi]

Martha Martha Martha *shaking head sadly* I sure wish I could help you out *as I leaf through BOTH of my copies of the catalog* Hmmmm....that really is a bummer.

[my3sons]

Mary and Martha - you've got me cracking up here! You know, I do believe Mike and Carrie would be glad to send you another one dear! But, you know, it probably will show up in the place you least expect it. I accused my dh of taking the "r" out of my "P-R-A-Y" magnets on the fridge, to spell "P-A-Y" - my dh is a prankster, so I was sure he'd done this. I had to sheepishly apologize when I found the missing "R" in the frozen corn bag when I made corn one night. You just never know where that catalog might turn up!

In Christ,
Julie

P.S. Mary - self-control is over-rated... now where are the rest of those M & M's?

[Jessi]

OK! Now that my evil side has had a say. Martha, I sure hope you find your catalog. They have done such a fabulous job and I can't wait for the next one to come out even though I am YEARS from doing it.

I am like you. I set something down and it suddenly disappears. I seriously think my house eats anything of mine. My kids and hubby never lose a thing, but if I touch it....*Poof!* it is gone. So I commiserate with you. I hope it turns up!

[Amey]

Oh my GAWSH! You guys have me cracking up here! This thread is tooo funny! My cheeks hurt from perma-grin!

[Marty D]

Martha, I sure hope you find your catalog. They have done such a fabulous job

Ok Jessi, you can quite rubbing it in!!!!!

[Marty D]

Mary and Martha - you've got me cracking up here! You know, I do believe Mike and Carrie would be glad to send you another one dear! But, you know, it probably will show up in the place you least expect it. I accused my dh of taking the "r" out of my "P-R-A-Y" magnets on the fridge, to spell "P-A-Y" - my dh is a prankster, so I was sure he'd done this. I had to sheepishly apologize when I found the missing "R" in the frozen corn bag when I made corn one night.

I am dying to know how your "R" got in a bag of frozen corn!!!

I am expecting it to show up, but if it shows up in any vegetables, I am really going to be shocked!!!

And by the way, if you think we (Mary and Martha) are funny, you should meet our brother, Lazarus. He is a hoot!