So were reading in Journeys In Time about they pilgrims voyage. Dd looks at the picture of the burial at sea and asks "Mom why did they sew him up in a bag?" So I answer it... "Shroud, respectful etc... and I added they don't want the fish to eat him."
But Mom he wouldn't float well.
Don't worry they put heavy cannon balls at the feet inside the bag to make him sink.
Mom why?
So he doesn't float away.
Why do they need that? Wait do dead people fart?
No not really Honi they are dead, but your right the bacteria inside our bodies is still living even if we die...
Oh.... he needs those weights cause the farts will blow him up like a balloon, and the gas inside will make him float.
Mom why are you laughing? Mom, Mom what is so funny?
Edited for dyslexic moment
a slightly gross learning moment
a slightly gross learning moment
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Re: a slightly gross learning moment
I'm LOL!
I love the wonderful discussions that come up in the course a HOD day! 


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b/g twins '02 Rev2Rev 2014/15
previously enjoyed LHFHG, BLHFHG, Bigger, Preparing, CTC, RTR
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b/g twins '02 Rev2Rev 2014/15
previously enjoyed LHFHG, BLHFHG, Bigger, Preparing, CTC, RTR
******
Nisi Dominus Frusta (Without God, frustration)
Unless the LORD builds the house, its builders labor in vain. Psalm 127:1
Re: a slightly gross learning moment


Married 1994
One DD 6/2000
One DH
One cat
One dog
Three horses
One DD 6/2000
One DH

One cat
One dog
Three horses
