I don't know how this popped into my head, but I started singing "How do you solve a problem like Maria". Nope, that's not it...but we kept going...
When I'm with her I'm amused, out of focus and bemused, and I never know exactly where I am...
Unpredictable as weather, she's as flighty as a feather, she's a ______?______, she's a demon, she's a lamb...
She'd out pester any pest, drive a hornet from its nest, she could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl . That's it! Mystery solved.
Now don't blame me if I made you sing it.
